Female Compassion

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Female Compassion

Postby icurt06 on Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:22 pm

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so, she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said

'Have you ever been f*cked?'
The fellow said, 'No.'

She said.... 'You will be when the tide comes in.
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Re: Female Compassion

Postby Loz on Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:58 pm

LOL, good one.
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Re: Female Compassion

Postby scratbandit on Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:54 pm

LOL sweet!!!! :lol:
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